ryan-topside-dewitt-comstock:

Ok so Geoff voices Grif

And Geoff’s wife is named Griffin

…….

Illuminati

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zachthemermaid:

when ur shitty blog gets deleted

(via coolator)

Scratching a mosquito bite

hipersexual:

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sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichangass, via heliolisk)

sailingonsuccess:

this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

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deaninmyjeans:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

(via meggpie5575)

smash-chu:

Drew some fluffy and cute Pokemon, along with their shiny versions. Will draw their evolutions later too. You can buy these as stickers here!

smash-chu:

Drew some fluffy and cute Pokemon, along with their shiny versions. Will draw their evolutions later too. You can buy these as stickers here!

(via pokemon-tumblr-version)

pokethings:

Pokedolls’ shelves are finally finished!

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hilloween:

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

(via down-in-your-dreams)

fivetail:

I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

(Source: fivetail, via i-was-his-almost)

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via heliolisk)

aletolover:

wolf-peaches:

deutschemark:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

(Source: shewolfofengland, via of-queenmab)

imdemetrialynn:

toocooltobehipster:

[video]

lmfaoo this shit is funny & important to watch

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