mobilepigeon:

My ball pit sucks so hard I don’t even have balls.

mobilepigeon:

My ball pit sucks so hard I don’t even have balls.

It’s mah birthday. I’m a content puppy bird thing that purrs.

8/30/14

It’s mah birthday. I’m a content puppy bird thing that purrs.

8/30/14

(Source: mobilepigeon)

mobilepigeon:

Ah, yes, the Greater Duck Steed. 
+5 to Intimidation

I am fond of this.

mobilepigeon:

Ah, yes, the Greater Duck Steed. 

+5 to Intimidation

I am fond of this.

ryan-topside-dewitt-comstock:

Ok so Geoff voices Grif

And Geoff’s wife is named Griffin

…….

Illuminati

(Source: eleanorlambb, via funkmaster-ari)

zachthemermaid:

when ur shitty blog gets deleted

(via coolator)

Scratching a mosquito bite

hipersexual:

image

(via cashewpussy)

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

image

i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichangass, via heliolisk)

sailingonsuccess:

this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

(via funkmaster-ari)

deaninmyjeans:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

(via meggpie5575)

smash-chu:

Drew some fluffy and cute Pokemon, along with their shiny versions. Will draw their evolutions later too. You can buy these as stickers here!

smash-chu:

Drew some fluffy and cute Pokemon, along with their shiny versions. Will draw their evolutions later too. You can buy these as stickers here!

(via pokemon-tumblr-version)

pokethings:

Pokedolls’ shelves are finally finished!

(via pokemon-tumblr-version)

hilloween:

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

(via down-in-your-dreams)

fivetail:

I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

(Source: fivetail, via i-was-his-almost)